Since ancient times, humankind has struggled with storing spare change. I believe it was the Romans who first used a spare sock. With the Renaissance came the invention of the glass jar. And now, as we march boldly into the Twenty-First Century, I am pleased to announce that after a lifetime of hard research and […]
Month: July 2011
No Animals Were Harmed In the Making of This Picture
The producers want you to know that no animals were harmed during the making of this movie. We mean it. Look, this movie may have featured terrific explosions, collapsing skyscrapers, half the country burned to a crisp, the other half frozen over. It also featured several actors phoning it in for an easy paycheck at […]