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  • 5 Casting Switches From Otherwise Awesome Movies

    In TV, it’s called The Other Darrin. See, back when Bewitched first hit the airwaves, the character of mild-mannered husband Darrin was played by a guy named Dick York. When York became sick after a couple seasons (presumably from illness, not from all the fetching nose wiggling), they swapped him out for a guy named Dick Sargent. Bewitched ran another three years, Dick York for another 20, giving him the last laugh.

    Bewitched
    Besides the random replacement of the lead actor, nothing strange ever happened on Bewitched.

    Same character, blatantly different actor. It happens all the time. The internet is a little loose with this definition. They’ll count the fact that there have been four Batmans, or three Jack Ryans, or 403 different James Bonds. But usually those types of movies stand as individual films, with only incidental continuity needed between one film and the next.

    On the other hand, occasionally you get movies that are obviously part of a larger story. When an actor bows out (or dies, or makes too many unreasonable demands), that’s when the craziness really heats up.

    Here are my favorites.

    Crazy Old Wizards

    Harry Potter was originally planned as a 7-book series, and since one of the primary characters is a really old dude, the producers of the first movie had to be holding their breath at the thought of casting 973-year-old Richard Harris in the role of Hogwarts Headmaster Albus Dumbledore.

    Richard Harris as Professor Dumbledore
    Elizabeth Taylor loved him for the beard.

    Harry Potter and the Sorceror’s Stone went off with out a hitch, was a massive success, and Harris was signed for the sequel, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. It would turn out to be his last film.

    Knowing that they still had at least five more movies to go – more if they could saw a few of them in half – the producers turned to British actor Michael Gambon to replace Harris. Gambon was a high school junior at the time, and they buried him in a mountain of old age make-up and goat fur to disguise the transition. Gambon, who 5 movies later is now 70, should make it through the end of the last Potter film.

    Michael Gambon as Professor Dumbledore
    Elizabeth Taylor loved him for the beard.

    Superhero Sidekicks

    Even though I just said that casting switcheroos in superhero movies don’t really bother me, it’s just weird when the hero remains the same but the people around him are different. It’s happened twice in recent memory.

    Terrence Howard as Jim Rhodes
    My best friend, the Colonel

    Terrence Howard played the long suffering Jim Rhodes character in the period romantic drama Iron Man, which surprisingly grossed $24 billion worldwide, one of the leading indicators that there will be a sequel.

    When it came to film Iron Man 2: Back in the Habit, suddenly there was a falling out. The producers heard that Howard didn’t like them, then Howard said that he did like them, just not in that way, then the producers got snippy and said something mean to one of Howard’s friends, so then he prank called their mothers. Anyway, Howard wasn’t asked back.

    Don Cheadle as Jim Rhodes
    A fun, less scowly Colonel than Terrence Howard

    Fortunately Terrence Howard is black, and so the producers hit upon the ingenious method of casting another black guy, apparently because they think we can’t tell the difference. Don Cheadle was brought on board, and he got to fly around in the Iron Man suit in the sequel rather than just stand by shaking his head, thereby twisting the dagger in Howard’s back just a little more.

    Katie Holmes as Rachel Dawes
    "… but, she doesn't look anything like me!"

    Oh, and we all know the girlfriend role doesn’t matter in superhero movies, right? How else can you explain the character of Rachel Dawes, who began life in Batman Begins as the pretty form of Katie Holmes, but suddenly found herself in the sleepy-eyed, husky-voiced persona of Maggie Gyllenhaal for The Dark Knight? Maybe Katie had her hands full just trying to talk Tom down off the couch.

    Maggie Gyllenhaal as Rachel Dawes
    "Yes I do."

    The Lambs Are Screaming

    Jodie Foster won an Oscar for her portrayal of FBI super-agent Clarice Starling in the psycho-thriller The Silence of the Lambs, an accomplishment that sounds impressive, until you realize that pretty much every single person associated with Silence of the Lambs won at least one Oscar.

    Jodie Foster as Clarice Starling
    But the ID says "Julianne Moore"

    When it came time for the sequel, Hannibal, Foster took one look at the script and decided that there was too much man-eating pig stuff and not enough Mel-Gibson-talking-to-a-beaver-puppet. She politely declined and went on to further her directing career.

    This left the door open for Julianne Moore, who like Jodie Foster, is a flaming redhead with many Oscars on her mantel. Okay, not really. But she did just fine with her Southern accent. Still, it had to be a little disheartening that for the third Hannibal Lector movie, she was replaced by Edward Norton. Admittedly, he was playing a completely different character, but still.

    Julianne Moore as Clarice Starling
    Eerily, Jodie Foster also starred in the 1976 movie "Freaky Friday," about a girl who switches bodies with Julianne Moore.

    Back to the Casting Couch

    The Back to the Future series has one of the most confusing plots of all time, especially when it comes to the casting.

    The movie initially hired a guy named Eric Stolz to play the part of Marty McFly, and as unbelievable as this is, they shot most of the movie this way. But after viewing dailies in which Stolz seemed to have all the comic timing of Al Gore at a funeral, he was sacked, and teen heartthrob Michael J. Fox was brought in, necessitating a reshoot of virtually everything.

    Melora Hardin, best known today as Jan on The Office, was actually cast as McFly’s girlfriend Jennifer Parker, but at a staggering, Amazonian height of 5’7”, she towered over the diminutive Fox. She was let go in favor of Claudia Wells.

    Claudia Wells as Jennifer Parker
    80s eyebrows are irresistible

    When Back to the Future II rolled around, casting problems popped up again. Cripsin Glover, so excellent as Marty’s dad George McFly in the first movie, apparently demanded his own private country and a flight on the space shuttle. The producers balked and instead hired a look-alike, who would only appear in the background, as well as hanging upside down as “old George” in the scenes set in 2015.

    The bigger problem turned out to be Jennifer Parker, who had a more substantial role in Part II. Claudia Wells was no longer available, due to an illness in the family. The producers searched high and low and finally decided on Adventurous Babysitter and Karate Kid girlfriend Elizabeth Shue.

    Elizabeth Shue as Jennifer Parker
    Hair a little less big. Eyebrows a little less dark.

    In order to sell Shue as the new Jennifer, Part II opens with a shot-for-shot recreation of the ending of Part I, with Shue instead of Wells. It can be fun to watch these two movies back to back, since in Part II, the performances by Fox and Christopher Lloyd (Doc) seem to be parodies of themselves.

    Sexy Logic

    This last switch is my favorite, only because it seems so arbitrary. In Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, the character of Saavik is one of two major new characters that are not part of the original Enterprise crew (the other, of course, is Khan).

    Saavik, played by future Cheers waitress Kirstie Alley, is a Vulcan Starfleet officer in training who finds herself aboard the Enterprise while it is under attack by genetic superhuman Khan. Throughout the movie, she comes to learn from Captain Kirk and even from Mr. Spock himself that Vulcan logic and Starfleet regulations must sometimes take a back seat to outwitting wrathful, bare-chested TV icons with a doomsday weapon built by Kirk’s son.

    Kirstie Alley as Saavik
    Logic says that I shouldn't date Sam Malone.

    Star Trek II kicked off the only real “trilogy” of the Star Trek movies, and Saavik would appear in both Star Trek III The Search for Spock and Star Trek IV The Voyage Home. Kirstie Alley, however, would not.

    Robin Curtis replaced Alley in the Search for Spock, and was again a major character. She spends most of the movie falling in love with Kirk’s son David as they explore the Genesis planet, which has resurrected her fallen mentor, Spock. The truly odd thing about this is that Robin Curtis does not look remotely like Kirstie Alley. Her performance, while appropriately Vulcanish, lacks the inner turmoil at work in Alley’s. Their appearance and performances are so dissimilar that when I saw Star Trek III in my youth, I did not even realize it was the same character.

    Robin Curtis as Saavik
    Loving Claudia Wells's eyebrows

    By Star Trek IV, the Klingons had managed to kill off Kirk’s son, leaving Saavik heartbroken — or, as Robin Curtis plays her, bored.  Saavik makes a token appearance on the planet Vulcan, wishing Kirk and the crew a safe trip back to Earth, and promptly exits the series.

  • Batman Begins

    Extraordinary
    Adventure
    88

    One might suspect that there would be a lot of superhero movies on a list of extraordinary adventures. But superheroes are a strange lot, preferring to stay in one place most of the time and fight petty criminals.

    Occasionally you’ll get a supervillain who has some dastardly world-domination plot, but even these are usually run out of the basement of some abandoned building in the superhero’s home town, and involve the theft of nuclear warheads which are conveniently being transported via the nearest forest road.

    Even if the superhero has great abilities for travel and high resistance to danger, they don’t use it much. Superman can fly into space and back, but only to retrieve lost nuclear warheads or stop time. The Flash can run at near lightspeed, but only finds it useful to beat the rush hour in the local business district.

    Gotham City
    Gotham City: Surprisingly still crime-ridden in spite of billionaire vigilante justice

    There are no historic artifacts in superhero stories (nuclear warheads don’t count), no epic battle scenes (it’s usually just a brawl between a couple of invincible people, and Hulk vs. the entire U.S. Army does not count), and the costumes, while exotic in one sense of the word, lack the worn-in look of classical adventure fare.

    Don’t get me wrong. I love good Superhero movies, and there are several that are pretty awesome. But few embody the spirit of adventure like Batman Begins.

    Batman Poster
    I am tortured, oh so tortured, by my uncanny physical skills and immense wealth.

    Let’s face it: Batman is a character that is famous for doing all of those things I just mentioned. He stays in Gotham, butts heads with the local criminals, and dresses in black latex. But when Christopher Nolan took over the franchise, he brought Batman to the world.

    Here is a hero on a search for meaning. This goes beyond the typical armchair psychology of superhero stories. Bruce Wayne travels to the ends of the earth in order to know and understand suffering. In the remote mountains of Asia, he is trained in the art of survival, in the martial arts, and finally in the mystic practices of the ninja.

    Batman's Flower
    This is not a still from Viggo Mortensen's "The Road," but rather a scene from Batman's quest for a rare flower (seriously)

    Ra’s Al Ghul is the secret man/organization that takes Bruce under his/its wing and teaches him that periodically civilization must be broken down to its primitive roots or suffer the consequences of indulgent humanity. This is a far cry from a crazy nutjob like Lex Luther or the Joker, because their evil is incomprehensible. But Batman, while troubled by their methods, kind of sees their point. It does not hurt that Ra’s Al Ghul is fronted by Liam Neeson, who has already appeared in at least one of the stories on our list, and may yet appear in more.

    Bruce Wayne
    "And it was there, right in the middle of my cage match with The Cobra, that I thought up the idea for a kevlar suit that would showcase my pectorals while at the same time protect me from getting punched to death."

    In the second half of the movie, Bruce returns home, secretly infiltrates his own corporation, constructs a massive underground lair with the help of his spry, remarkably fit 70-year-old butler, and sets about dismantling a web of corruption in the city.

    It is amazing to me that Nolan was allowed to make a Batman movie in which Batman does not appear for nearly an hour. This isn’t like Jaws, where maybe the rubber suit didn’t look real enough. This was a full-on resurrection of a franchise (after the disaster of Batman and Robin) and Nolan’s solution was to keep the rubber suit off the screen.

    Batman Begins
    When we finally see Batman for the first time, he is exiting a laundry, having just dry-cleaned his cape.

    The first half of Batman Begins – the hero’s journey into the Abyss, his taking up the mantle of goodness, his befriending of strategic allies – is for my money as good as it gets in superhero movies. Even the Dark Knight, which may be a superior film overall (though not as adventurous) does not have a sequence as good as this.

    The end of the movie does veer back into conventional superhero territory with an exciting train chase into the heart of Gotham, but we can forgive them, since it’s a law that every superhero movie must have at least one extended CGI sequence. But it doesn’t dilute the power of the story. When Ra’s Al Ghul shows up at the end, having targeted Gotham as the civilization to bring down next, it proves that sometimes shadowy villains are more menacing than a killer clown or a guy that dresses like a penguin.

    The Penguin
    Portrayed here by Jon Lovitz

    The performances are solid across the board. There is the aforementioned Liam Neeson. Christian Bale is by far the best Batman. Michael Caine simply is Alfred (hey, Michael Caine on our list again!), and it’s hard to go wrong with both Gary Oldman and Morgan Freeman in your movie. But where Batman Begins really excels is the script, which manages to externalize a man’s inner demons and tell a compelling adventure story that spans continents. All that and Batman-shaped throwing stars.

    Batman Throwing Stars
    Yay!

    Next up, #87